Steeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled bag says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro bag is a must-have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense.

Bag Info:

• 100% cotton canvas
• adjustable shoulder strap
• exterior and interior zippered pockets
• side pockets with magnetic snaps

This stylish sturdy messenger bag is made of 14 oz 100% cotton canvas. Enzyme washed with frayed edges for a distressed vintage aesthetic. The bag features an adjustable shoulder strap, which can be adjusted between 33.5 and 58 inches. The bag features a spacious main compartment with a large flap that seals with magnetic snaps. Loaded with storage compartments, the bag features a smaller interior zippered compartment and an additional zippered compartment on the exterior. Each side of the satchel also features smaller pockets with magnetic snaps. You'll love all the extra pockets and compartments for keeping your gear organized. The messenger bag measures 16 inches wide, 11.5 inches tall and 4.75 inches deep. It makes a great workout bag, laptop bag, commuter bag, weekender bag, or carry on travel bag.