i'm from the south, darling... i will bless your heart and slap the mess out of you..then bring you a casserole.  true story.

..say it with a sort of non-motivational inspiration - we are passionate about the power of humor!  perfect for the lover of witty words, these totes are handy, helpful for the environment and... fun! 

Made in a Certified B corporation - fair labor and fair wage guaranteed - each tote is made of sturdy canvas and hand-printed, either by silkscreening or heat transfer processes. 

Three tote options available:

Small Tote Bag - $17   16 in. W x 15.5 in. H, with a 3 inch gusset.                      Ultra lightweight, recycled cotton tote with cotton handles                        

Large Tote Bag - $20  19 in. W x 15.5 in. H, with a full 7.5 inch gusset.          Recycled cotton and very sturdy but not bulky, holds a full grocery bag!  Cotton web handle.

Large Tote Bag with inside pocket - $22   13.5 in W x 15.5 in. H with a 5.5 inch gusset.  Recycled cotton canvas with extra-wide cotton handles, and a large inside pocket to carry wallet and cellphone.